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Posted in Fun Times, geeks, iPhone, out & about, The Restroom
Tagged bathroom, blog, number two, restroom, signs
Remember the days when you would go into a public restroom and come out refreshed armed with temporary tattoos, pocket sized glow stick and a couple tylenols? It seems that those days are over but some places help us remember.
So there I was in my local KFC. I just downed a double down and suddenly felt the urge to purge. After I washed up I noticed this vintage vending machine in the mirror. My eyes went immediately to the three option at the bottom. As I decided between the glowsticks, temporary tattoos and the extra strength Tylenol I grabbed four quarters out of my pocket. To my surprise the coin slot had tape over it, tape that was holding up the ad for fresh KFC cookies.
Why tape over it and get people hopes up? It would have been more effective to rip the machine off the wall and just tape a bigger ad over the holes in the wall.
Posted in out & about, The Restroom, WTF
Tagged bathroom, number two, restroom, WTF
We all recognize the restroom signs. You see it out if the corner of your eye and say “yup there’s the restroom”. It’s about time that someone went ahead and had a little fun with it. These signs are for the mens restroom at an Irving restroom. I saw the enter sign and giggled. I had the same feeling as the man on the sign…I had to go. After I washed up I noticed the exit sign on the back of the door. Again I also had the same feeling as the man on the sign..releaved. It would appear that some punk felt the need to draw some funky hair on the jumping exit guy, better that expressing him self with drawings on the stall door I suppose. I’ll have to return and check out the ladies room signs.
We’ll be on the look out for more of these fun signs. If you fine any feel free to send it to us.
Posted in out & about, The Restroom
Tagged gas station, public, rest stop, restroom, signs
OK so there just too much stuff on the walls in this stall. I was going to narrate but the music was a bit to loud. It was a mexican restaurant, so maybe the music was that loud to cover up the sounds people make in their restrooms.
It would seem that they had three options to protect your ass from the toilet seat.
Do they really think that when you have to do #2 you’re going to stand there and and clean the seat with the sanitizer. I bet the paper would just dissolve in your hands. i hate those paper ass gaskets. The hole is never big enough. I guess the sanitizer is a good idea but why? I’m just going to wash my hands afterwards any ways.
Really? Flushable toilet paper? Come on. I think just the word septic safe should be the only line of text on this package. After I noticed this packages features i started to look at all the other packages of toilet paper. I had a hunch and I was correct. Only one pack of toilet paper had “flushable” noted on the front. Can you imagine if it wasn’t flushable…what would you do? Septic safe is and important feature to watch out for. At my work once a customer used about three sheets of regular old paper towels to whip his ass. I had septic safe toilet paper in there but I guess that wasn’t the way he rolls. The toilet was clogged for days.
Posted in out & about, The Restroom, WTF
Tagged bathroom, number two, restroom, toiletpaper, WTF
Maybe it’s the lighting because every time I go to the supermarket I have to go number two. Sometimes I wish I hadn’t. Like this time. There are a lot of things that I wish not to look at while on the thrown in a public setting. I would have never thought of a bucket of once wet now dried toilet paper to be on that list.
Now I said I had to go number two. So of course while looking at all the nasty looking toilet paper, I glanced at the roll that was on the holder..yeah, it was looking the same. Then I began to wonder what made it wet. Then I tried to forget that thought.
Well i was luckily for me it was a one wiper and only one square of that paper was used, then flushed, note to self carry wet wipes
I really think it is the lighting..This time around the bucket is now wrapped in a nice thin layer of plastic. All the toilet paper seemed to dry and fresh looking. I’m just going off what I saw, I surely wasn’t going to touch it. I wonder if i go them on a bad day or maybe they visit this site.
Posted in out & about, The Restroom
Tagged bathroom, number two, restroom, supermarket, toiletpaper
I was at the mall the other day. I had to rest. As I was washing the pee off my hands something caught my eye. I stared at this box for a bit and then looked around. I think I let out a “What the…?” Well it is what it is. It is indeed a trash box for used needles. Okay so the first thing that pops into my mind is a drug abuser shooting up in a stall then Motley Crue and last a diabetic. I’m not a diabetic nor a drug addict. So I’m wondering if this box get used for it’s purpose. I would think that someone who really needs to use some kind of needle would in a public restroom. Would an addict go ahead and throw out their used needle? Well after watching countless hours of COPS I say no… those go back in their pockets. Would a diabetic give them self a shoot in a mall bathroom? I understand the idea behind this hanging on the wall but I’m betting that most people look at this and say to themselves…”ew”
