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Need energy?

After one of our bloggers posted a link to www.stevenseagal.com and told everyone that it’s “Your one stop shop for bad. Bad acting, bad music, bad clothing and even bad energy drinks.” It refreshed our bowls about a past post. A post that dated back to August 2008. After a little digging it was found and here it is resurrected for you reading enjoyment

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Redbull gives you wings.
Rockstar makes you party like one.
Monster releases the “monster” in you.

Steven Seaguls Lighting bolt? Well I guess makes you:
Act poorly
Squint your eyes
Eat everything in sight

No thanks Steven

Saving Paper…kinda

 

So we are doing our part in saving paper. However there is a difference in saving paper and being cheap, or stupid. This tale comes from the drug store involving an emailed coupon. These days retailer like to electronic mail coupons to their customers. That way they can send them up to date coupons and deals throughout the year.

Here’s the set up. A customer is getting ready to pay for her stuff at the counter and she starts to present her wad of coupons to the cashier. The first coupon she pulls out is a very odd one. The cashier asks the customer “whats this?” She explains to him that she wanted to save paper and decided to write down the coupon information on a piece of notebook paper instead of printing out the coupon. She also expressed how she thought that its ridiculous that companies force their customer to print out coupons to bring to the store and that it’s a waste of paper.

The cashier got their supervisor to deal with this lady. She was told that they need an official coupon to send back to their office in order to receive the credit for it. She didn’t understand. It was explained to her that just about anyone could write down a coupon like this. She continues to say that she wanted to save paper….if she wanted to save paper they why did she write down the info on a PIECE OF PAPER?  Why didn’t she write it down on her arm or a shoe?  It was explained to her again that if they excepted this coupon that the cashier and the supervisor would get in trouble. Each of them could possibly loose their jobs and they were not going to take it. The customer freaks out, throws the coupon on the counter and storms out. Of course as she storms out she ranting about the waste of paper.

Here’s a question. Is printing out a coupon that you would use at the store a waste of paper? The piece of paper does serve a purpose. Even if you grabbed a blank piece of paper and crumbled it up into a ball and used it to take shots at a trash barrel, you’re not wasting it. You just played a game and the paper served a purpose.

I think a real waste of paper would be grabbing a blank sheet from a ream and throwing it out.

That doesn’t make sense

Well they were close. I wonder if it was some tall punk kid that moved the signs around. That’s something I would do. Well if I had a stool or if my lady gave me ten fingures. Good thing I have a good parriferal vision other wise I never would have found the chick pea goodness.

Oh and this post was from the toilet

Wash Your Hands, They Are Watching You

I have no fear using a public restroom. Well, most of the time. I took a trip to the mall the other day and as I briskly walked down a hallway towards the restroom I abruptly stopped. Is that the best stop to place a sign stating that there are security cameras in use? This sign could have easily been placed at the beginning of the hallway. Perhaps even a different icon for the camera. I mean it’s pointing in the same direction as the arrow for the restrooms.

Regardless I still used the restroom, with a smile.

No Glass?

Well, I mean….It does fit. So that icon on the cup holder is wrong. Though we didn’t bomb around town with the wine glass in the holder. I imagine that the glass would stay there. The wine might splash around but beverage without a lid wouldn’t?

You have to think when you see these silly signs and icons that warn you that someone out there did said stupid action. This cup holder is from on of them fancy BMWs. It’s a fairly newer model. I have seen BMWs that may be a year or two older than this one and there was no icon like this on the cup holder.

What does that mean? I think that somewhere some person probably placed their glass of red wine in the cup holder then went for a spin around the mountains. More than likely some BMW dealer got an angry visit from a customer with a red stain on their seat demanding that the want it cleaned up for free and claim that the cup holder is defective. This may have happened a number of times. Perhaps so often that BMW decided to “fix” the problem.

What have we learned today?

If you disregard the sign and do as you please it’s your problem.

Breakfast To Go, Then Leave…

So while cleaning up the store the other day I found treasures! Well, It wasn’t the other day. This post should have been up back in October…but anyways. While going through the messy aisle  I found a 3/4 eatin donut. Now this wasn’t a cheap donut like the ones in the box. This was one from the bakery that’s right next door to me. So it was a quality donut. One that should be enjoyed and not left behind.

You may be thinking that it was most likely a child who left this delicious treat behind. Unless the child was well over 5 feet tall, I doubt it. Besides a child knows the value of a donut. The kicker was that the donut was still warm.  After I picked it up and mumbled down the aisle something else caught my eye, A warm coffee. It would appear that it was a lady that was leaving breakfast trails around the seasonal aisle.

Note to self


Those containers that the meatballs come in are not microwave safe. It
seemed like a good idea at the time but it was not well though out.
Next time I’ll plan to wash an additional dish rather than the whole microwave.