Well they were close. I wonder if it was some tall punk kid that moved the signs around. That’s something I would do. Well if I had a stool or if my lady gave me ten fingures. Good thing I have a good parriferal vision other wise I never would have found the chick pea [...]
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That doesn’t make sense
Posted by toiletblogs on June 14, 2010
http://www.toiletblogs.com/that-doesnt-make-sense/
Wash Your Hands, They Are Watching You
I have no fear using a public restroom. Well, most of the time. I took a trip to the mall the other day and as I briskly walked down a hallway towards the restroom I abruptly stopped. Is that the best stop to place a sign stating that there are security cameras in use? This [...]
Posted by toiletblogs on June 7, 2010
http://www.toiletblogs.com/wash-your-hands-they-are-watching-you/
Flushable Toilet Paper
Really? Flushable toilet paper? Come on. I think just the word septic safe should be the only line of text on this package. After I noticed this packages features i started to look at all the other packages of toilet paper. I had a hunch and I was correct. Only one pack of toilet paper [...]
Posted by toiletblogs on April 23, 2010
http://www.toiletblogs.com/flushable-toilet-paper/
ABC Gum…Yum?
Most kids collected baseball cards or comic books. Me, well I liked gum. There was some about the sweet smell of Bazooka Joe that drove me to keep chewing. Wishing I used a panoramic lens for this one. Now most of this gum was bubble gum. I recall trying to stick a piece of that [...]
Posted by toiletblogs on March 12, 2010
http://www.toiletblogs.com/abc-gum-yum/
Better Name That Baby Megatron Now
Well, that’s just silly. Poor kid isn’t going to have a fun life. However I do hope that we get to see a birth certificate. This guys sister must be floored right about now. Does she not understand the true power of the internet? I predict that we see more sillyness like this. What’s next? [...]
Posted by toiletblogs on March 10, 2010
http://www.toiletblogs.com/better-name-that-baby-megatron-now/
Drinking & Driving
This post is about drinking and driving so I decided to call it drinking and driving. I believe the quote from the driver was “I was blacked out wasted”. First off, he’s ok. As far as his Volkswagen…meh it’s seen better days. Word on the street is that the car clearly needs a new wheel [...]
Posted by toiletblogs on March 10, 2010
http://www.toiletblogs.com/drinking-driving/
Enter The Tower of POWER!!
Hey I have $199.99..but I think I rather spend in on a transformer. Oh wait, I take that back. This sweet deal comes with a floppy drive. If thats the selling point than there’s a problem. I think those key chain toys have more memory than this thing. Let me add that this is not [...]
Posted by toiletblogs on March 8, 2010
http://www.toiletblogs.com/enter-the-tower-of-power/
Fangs For Easter!
I was out and about the other day and found myself at the drug store. Ah the drug store, always full of surprises. Easter is sneaking up on us, did you know that? While looking at all the delicious candy, I began to name them. Here’s how it went. Bunny, bunny, rabbit, lamb, butterfly, killer [...]
Posted by toiletblogs on March 5, 2010
http://www.toiletblogs.com/fangs-for-easter/
Box ‘O Needles
I was at the mall the other day. I had to rest. As I was washing the pee off my hands something caught my eye. I stared at this box for a bit and then looked around. I think I let out a “What the…?” Well it is what it is. It is indeed a [...]
Posted by toiletblogs on March 1, 2010
http://www.toiletblogs.com/box-o-needles/
