I Don’t Get It

I notice a lot of warning signs throughout my days. I really like the ones with the finger getting cut off or chopped up. When I see those signs, I easily understand the message. Well, the other day I was at the market using the self checkout. Right in front of the conveyor was this [...]

Breakfast To Go, Then Leave…

So while cleaning up the store the other day I found treasures! Well, It wasn’t the other day. This post should have been up back in October…but anyways. While going through the messy aisle  I found a 3/4 eatin donut. Now this wasn’t a cheap donut like the ones in the box. This was one [...]

Fangs For Easter!

I was out and about the other day and found myself at the drug store. Ah the drug store, always full of surprises. Easter is sneaking up on us, did you know that? While looking at all the delicious candy, I began to name them. Here’s how it went. Bunny, bunny, rabbit, lamb, butterfly, killer [...]

Are You Sure?

Hmm, really? How can one be so sure? I don’t even know the exact smell of snuggle. Which brings on another point, what scent are they? There are a few scents that I don’t care for. Would it have been to much to ask if they wrote down the scent?  A bit of a fail [...]

Foam bomb

So I seem to have this little addiction of doing things that I shouldn’t. Have you ever noticed that little black nipple at the bottom of the shaving gel cans? Give it a press next time, see what happens. Most of the time you’ll just release a little pressure and some air will come out. [...]

We do math

While at work I noticed that new Gwen Stefani perfume display. She has some expensive crap, you can purchase just 10ml for 30 american dollars. Thats a small bottle. Then I looked at the tester bottle. Its a big bottle, 100ml to be exact. Ok so 10ml cost you $30 and the tester bottle holds [...]

The Original Douche Bag

Ah the douche bag. We sell a lot of these at the drug store. Well this one time while I was working this old lady and her two grandkids came up to me with a question. Grandma walk right up to me and my fellow co-worker and said very loudly and with authority “Where are [...]