Lost List Number 4

Yeah thats right. Another list has been found. This list was found behind the Depends all crumpled up. We noticed that this list is very vague.  We like vague. It makes our minds wonder. So lets break it down then. Pills. Uppers? Downers? There’s a lot of options here. Do they want over the counter [...]

Cap Thieves

Over at the store down the street in the downtown area we noticed something strange. Someone stole just the cap of this here beverage. After further investigation we found out that this theft was a common occurrence. Just about every week the employees find a drink with a missing cap. Usually it’s sitting in the [...]

Colon Flavor? Ew

So we got Kool Aid, Flavor Aid, lemonade, cherryade and so on. Now we have Colonaide.  Now usually the first part of the name denotes the flavor or at least a clue of what it will taste like. After a closer look at this package we noticed that nothing states the flavor. So it must [...]

Lost List Number 3

Well, here we go again. One of our bloggers was shopping at the store, grabbed a shopping basket and stumbled upon a lost list. First things first lets break it down. Non clorine bleach laundry detergent poligrip fruit cups pily cheese pies chocolate MY 4 baking soda 2 baked beans Kleenex eggs cereal assorted pies? [...]

Lost List #2

Oh we found another lonely shopping list this week in a basket Each time we find these list we like to imagine that the list was given to us and we are to go out and shop with no other information except for the list. This is where we let our imaginations wonder. First things [...]

Real Life Logo

Well we saw an opportunity and took it. Nothing more to say but that. end communication

R.I.P. Restroom Vending Machines

Remember the days when you would go into a public restroom and come out refreshed armed with temporary tattoos, pocket sized glow stick and a couple tylenols? It seems that those days are over but some places help us remember. So there I was in my local KFC. I just downed a double down and [...]

Why $88.00?

Browsing through the gift card rack the other day I ran across this $88.00 AMEX gift card with some kind of asian dragon on it.  Even though 88 the number isn’t odd, I feel the gift card is. This wasn’t in a chinatown of a major city that I came across this. In fact it’s [...]

ENTER, The Drug Store Dildo

Great news everybody! The drug stores now sell sex toys. It started first with those vibrating condoms then the flavor lube and now behold a dildo. It goes for about $20. Here’s what duress says about it: Play Allure is an innovative personal massager designed for pure sensual pleasure.  Featuring multi-speed power settings, whisper quiet [...]

Wash Your Hands, They Are Watching You

I have no fear using a public restroom. Well, most of the time. I took a trip to the mall the other day and as I briskly walked down a hallway towards the restroom I abruptly stopped. Is that the best stop to place a sign stating that there are security cameras in use? This [...]