Daily Archives: March 10, 2010

Better Name That Baby Megatron Now

Well, that’s just silly. Poor kid isn’t going to have a fun life. However I do hope that we get to see a birth certificate. This guys sister must be floored right about now. Does she not understand the true power of the internet? I predict that we see more sillyness like this. What’s next? Fans for silly tattoos? Oh maybe someone will paint their house an awful color for 1 million fans.

Drinking & Driving

This post is about drinking and driving so I decided to call it drinking and driving. I believe the quote from the driver was “I was blacked out wasted”. First off, he’s ok. As far as his Volkswagen…meh it’s seen better days. Word on the street is that the car clearly needs a new wheel and perhaps a transmission. He drove over 25 miles on this “wheel” before pulling over and replacing it with the spare. Keep in mind he was still drunk while changing the tire then hopped back in to drive further.

I wish I could have seen the facing of the people he pasted on the road. On second though I don’t think I would want to be anywhere near a car  leaning on one side with sparks shooting out of the wheel well. There’s a lot of wheel missing here. I got a flat once, as soon as it happened the car kinda jumped and was pulling to on side. So that happened here and he kept going and going. I can just imagine the noises that this car was making.

Let break down the noises he didn’t hear:

  • The tire popping
  • Riding on the flat
  • The tire flapping and ripping off
  • The rim grinding away
  • The transmission trying to spin a flatted wheel and failing
  • People yelling at him as they passed by

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