I notice a lot of warning signs throughout my days. I really like the ones with the finger getting cut off or chopped up. When I see those signs, I easily understand the message. Well, the other day I was at the market using the self checkout. Right in front of the conveyor was this sticker. What does that mean?
Please comment away with your thoughts
Posted in out & about, retail
Tagged market, self checkout, signs, warning, warning signs
A fun clean prank. All you really need to spend here is about .99 cents. You can chooses to do this at work or even at home. I suggest you pull this prank at work, that way no one will know who really did it. Unless of course you live with 10 other people. I suppose this would also work at a party was well.
Here’s what you need.
Well, its pretty simple really. Just lift the top cover off the tank of the toilet and set it aside. Next pour the entire bottle of shampoo into the top tank of the toilet. Replace the cover of the toilet and you’re done. Now we wait. This has happened to me in the past and the result is funny. I was going number 1. When I flushed I walked away and began to wash my hands. Then I could smell shampoo, strange I thought. As I glanced at the toilet to my surprise I shaw suds raising. As I watched the suds appear, they got higher and higher . Then I just started laughing.
This little prank is best done when you pull it on someone that takes part in the courtesy flush. That way while they are still sitting they fell the suds get closer and closer to their behind. Who knows they might even like getting a free butt wash. If this is a heavily use bathroom, this prank will last about two days or so. You’ll have enough time to get most of your friends and/or family.
Posted in Fun Times, The Restroom
Tagged april fools, april fools day, bathroom, clean, number two, prank, pranks, Toilet, toiletpaper
So while cleaning up the store the other day I found treasures! Well, It wasn’t the other day. This post should have been up back in October…but anyways. While going through the messy aisle I found a 3/4 eatin donut. Now this wasn’t a cheap donut like the ones in the box. This was one from the bakery that’s right next door to me. So it was a quality donut. One that should be enjoyed and not left behind.
You may be thinking that it was most likely a child who left this delicious treat behind. Unless the child was well over 5 feet tall, I doubt it. Besides a child knows the value of a donut. The kicker was that the donut was still warm. After I picked it up and mumbled down the aisle something else caught my eye, A warm coffee. It would appear that it was a lady that was leaving breakfast trails around the seasonal aisle.
It’s an old argument I have had with some friends. So I want to know what the people think.
I will post again at a later date with the results.
Posted in cooking, Food, The Club Sandwich
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ABC GUM
Most kids collected baseball cards or comic books. Me, well I liked gum. There was some about the sweet smell of Bazooka Joe that drove me to keep chewing. Wishing I used a panoramic lens for this one. Now most of this gum was bubble gum. I recall trying to stick a piece of that fancy mint gum on the beam once as for a result..well see that gap at the bottom, yeah no good. I’ll tell you what though, this collection is old. It’s been up there for at least over 20 years. I think that the next time I visit my dad I just might try to add to the collection, as long as he doesn’t catch me. I’m not even sure if he knows that this exists in his basement. I mean I would start a new collection at my place…but thats gross!
12am
It’s 12am and for some reason you’re in Ipswich Massachusetts and you have an itch for a snack. Well you are in luck my friend. Head over to 8 central(map link) street in downtown Ipswich. When you pull up the place will be dark and most likely vacant. My friend took me here late one night, we worked until 12 am and were feeling a little hungry. We had to knock on the door for about a minute or so, it felt longer due to the cold winter breeze on a late december night. As I look into the dark donut shop I could see the cook in the back look up. He walked to the door, unlocked it and let us in.
Sweet now we are in, so now what? Well all those bagels, donuts and muffins that we left over from the previous work day were all together on a rack in the kitchen. Free? well kinda. There’s a wooden bowl on the counter as walk into the kitchen for tips. We each through in a couple bucks. He told us to help ourselves to some baked goods. There is not coffee late at night here but the hot chocolate and chai machine is on.
We sat at the counter in the dark ate our snacks and watched the donut man make the donuts and drank our hot chocolate mixed with chai. When we left we told the guy so he could lock the door behind us. Everyone wins here, we get food the baker gets a couple bucks and his trash in now a little lighter.
Posted in drinks, out & about
Tagged coffee, donuts, dough nuts, late night, nomnomnom
Well, that’s just silly. Poor kid isn’t going to have a fun life. However I do hope that we get to see a birth certificate. This guys sister must be floored right about now. Does she not understand the true power of the internet? I predict that we see more sillyness like this. What’s next? Fans for silly tattoos? Oh maybe someone will paint their house an awful color for 1 million fans.
Tagged baby, facebook groups, megatron, megatron baby, transformers, WTF
This post is about drinking and driving so I decided to call it drinking and driving. I believe the quote from the driver was “I was blacked out wasted”. First off, he’s ok. As far as his Volkswagen…meh it’s seen better days. Word on the street is that the car clearly needs a new wheel and perhaps a transmission. He drove over 25 miles on this “wheel” before pulling over and replacing it with the spare. Keep in mind he was still drunk while changing the tire then hopped back in to drive further.
I wish I could have seen the facing of the people he pasted on the road. On second though I don’t think I would want to be anywhere near a car leaning on one side with sparks shooting out of the wheel well. There’s a lot of wheel missing here. I got a flat once, as soon as it happened the car kinda jumped and was pulling to on side. So that happened here and he kept going and going. I can just imagine the noises that this car was making.
Let break down the noises he didn’t hear:
Hey I have $199.99..but I think I rather spend in on a transformer. Oh wait, I take that back. This sweet deal comes with a floppy drive. If thats the selling point than there’s a problem. I think those key chain toys have more memory than this thing. Let me add that this is not from an old magazine, it’s current. What would anyone use this for? For the same price you can go get either a smart phone or a netbook that would leave this pc in the dust.
