Monthly Archives: February 2010

Dedicated Biker

Bikers. They can always tell you the weather. They tell you if the roads are wet or dry. Some bikers only drive a motorcycle.

My Uncle Jack volunteered to pick up dinner, he told us he was going to pick up ribs. Yum! I love ribs. While we waited for him to arrive we prepared side dishes and fixed up the table. It was a nice summer day so we waited for him out side on the patio. It was getting a bit late and we wondered where he could be.

If you know someone with a motorcycle that drives it often to see  you, you start to know the sound of their bike. As I took a swig of my beer I could slightly hear the rumbles of a Harley-Davidson: Police Special Road King. I look at my brother confused. “Wait…who was getting the food?” I asked. Surely Uncle Jack didn’t pick up ribs for 7 people with the bike…Yeah I was incorrect about that one.

I took him a little long to get to the house because he was driving extra careful…that’s understood. Between the careful driving, the secured lid and the bungee cords, the food made it to us very safely. I’m don’t ride a motorcycle(well not yet) but if I did I’m not sure if I would have attempted this one.

Are You Sure?


Hmm, really? How can one be so sure? I don’t even know the exact smell of snuggle. Which brings on another point, what scent are they? There are a few scents that I don’t care for. Would it have been to much to ask if they wrote down the scent?  A bit of a fail here. Snuggle is not plural and “sheet” should have got the “s”.

The Fountain Brain


First off, I’m not sure if I can even blog about this. I probaly wasn’t even ment to see it either but I did. Here’s the tale of the brains of the fountain drink machine.

I guess I feel a cheated like in The Wizard of Oz. I always thought that the fountain drinks machines pumped the soda directly from the source. I guess ther isn’t soda lines under every street. Instead the goodness lives in dusty closet at the 7-11.

I got as close as I could to take in the sweet smells of sugar but was distracted by the sounds of the pumps. As I stepped closer to look at the lines filled with what I thought might be Dr. Pepper the door slammed shut and I could feel eyes on me. The clerk tapped me on the back. I turned around and was greeted with “my I help you?”. I slowly put my hands up and told him I wasn’t looking for any troubles and that I would be on my way.

I will never forget this day.

Breakfastlunchdinner

Well here it is, sorry for the delay. This is how we game. When ever we game for hours on end eating will pass our minds, so before we logged into World of Warcraft we build this breakfast, lunch, dinner sandwitch.

What’s inside you ask?

  • Sharp provlone
  • Pepperoni
  • Salami
  • Mortadella
  • Prosciutto
  • Hot Capacole
  • Roasted red peppers
  • Fresh mozzarella
  • Bacon
  • Eggs
  • Eggplant

This was most enjoyable. afer it was build we sliced it in about two inch pieces for easy handling, for our hand would be on the keyboard or on the mouse. The we both cracked an Orangina and nomnomnomnomnom!

Foam bomb

So I seem to have this little addiction of doing things that I shouldn’t. Have you ever noticed that little black nipple at the bottom of the shaving gel cans? Give it a press next time, see what happens. Most of the time you’ll just release a little pressure and some air will come out. If you’re lucky like I was you get half the can of shaving cream to come out.

After this happened I have to press every one of these I see. Good thing I work at a drug store.

Coming this Thursday

That’s right the BFS (big freaking sandwitch) v2 is on it’s way this week. We plan to double it’s size this time around and include a third part! It’s going to have breakfast, lunch and dinner in it.