Ah the douche bag. We sell a lot of these at the drug store. Well this one time while I was working this old lady and her two grandkids came up to me with a question. Grandma walk right up to me and my fellow co-worker and said very loudly and with authority “Where are your douche bags?” I look at her grandkids behind her and wanted to say right behind you..but that would not have been right, even though I probably was right.
Grandma began to tell me why she was here. “Oh good you have douche bags, I got a call from my grandsons school today. He called a boy in his class a douche bag, so I wanted to show him exactly what a douche bag is!” Yeah she kept saying douche bag and not a a reasonable level either. She was almost yelling. People were starring. It was awesome.
Now if this kid didn’t know what a douche bag was before and now he knows, wouldn’t he be feeling better know exactly what that insult means now?
Well it I was that punk kid, I’d be like “Oh sweet, calling someone a douche bag is an AWESOME DIS!”
